Burning Blumpkin

To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.

An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.

The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."

Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"

The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

Faux Reverse Blumpkin

The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.

Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.

Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.

by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009

Bubblin Blumpkin

You put dry ice in the toilet that you are receiving a blumpkin in. Turns out to be a cool effect while shitting. and get your dick suckd.

Emma was giving Alex the bubblin blumpkin in the auditorium.

by Newman Noggs July 20, 2009

Gummy Blumpkin

Receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet from a person, man or woman, who has no teeth.

I didn't think her blumpkins could get much better...until she took her dentures out and gave me the holy grail of gummy blumpkins.

by Days E. Chain December 19, 2012

Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

by supergenious July 20, 2009

Wrecking Ball Blumpkin

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.

Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.

by Marcookski January 27, 2010

Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin

Also know as the "Nasky Special," the Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin is when you receive a blow job while taking a shit, the person who is giving the oral sex puts their hands between the legs of the recipient and catches the defecation. Once the recipient finishes, the person will proceed to mix the cum in his mouth with the fecal matter resembling a Milky Way Midnight Candy Bar.

Oh dude Nick gave me the best Midnight Milky Way Blumpkin last night at the Rugby House, it rocked my socks off!

by TheOriginalRugbyBoi69 October 16, 2012