corny blumpkin 

when you eat corn the night before, then get a blumpkin and the girl eats the corn out of your shit

My girlfriend and I had a nice dinner with corn as one of the sides, lets just say she enjoyed it better the second time during the corny blumpkin.

corny blumpkin by the town bicycle July 18, 2009

Burning Blumpkin 

To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.

An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.

The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."

Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"

The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."

Burning Blumpkin by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

Faux Reverse Blumpkin 

The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.

Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.

Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.

Faux Reverse Blumpkin by yanoosFinallySpoke February 3, 2009

Bubblin Blumpkin 

You put dry ice in the toilet that you are receiving a blumpkin in. Turns out to be a cool effect while shitting. and get your dick suckd.

Emma was giving Alex the bubblin blumpkin in the auditorium.

Bubblin Blumpkin by Newman Noggs July 20, 2009

Gummy Blumpkin 

Receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet from a person, man or woman, who has no teeth.

I didn't think her blumpkins could get much better...until she took her dentures out and gave me the holy grail of gummy blumpkins.

Gummy Blumpkin by Days E. Chain December 19, 2012

Box Seat Blumpkin 

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

Box Seat Blumpkin by supergenious July 20, 2009

Wrecking Ball Blumpkin 

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.

Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.

Wrecking Ball Blumpkin by Marcookski January 27, 2010