Bible

The religious text used by Christians. Despite slander from some anti-religious groups, the bible contains many helpful life lessons and intriguing stories. And while some of it may be fiction, the weird part is that historians can, in fact, pinpoint certain eras mentioned in the bible. So, without it, there's a piece missing in the chain of historical events.

Slander the Bible all you want. If I had to choose between burning a bible and being nailed to a cross, I'd say: "Shut up, get a hammer, and nail me to this thing already." No contest.

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2020

bobble

To flick a woman's nipple with the tongue very rapidly in order to achieve nipple erection.

She wouldn't let me fuck her right away, so I fingered her clam and bobbled her tits.

by ziptied April 2, 2003

Holy Bible

See "Bull Shit"

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011

The Bible

The highest grossing fiction book ever published.

The Bible has been number 1 in fiction for a long time, the NYT just put it in the religion section as a joke.

by Satanic Fuck November 19, 2006

bible of pop

1989 by Taylor Swift - no pop album can compete with the lush melodies and synths of 1989. The bridge on “Out of the woods” by its self is already a masterpiece. Songs like Blank Space, Wildest Dreams & Style are just 3 hits from an album packed with chart toppers that represent the variety in the sonic palette for the album. Not to mention it spawned one of the biggest singles of all time “Shake It Off” - everyone and they’re grandmother knows that song.

Friend : “Did you know 1989 is the most awarded pop album in history?”
Me: Duh it’s the bible of pop

by TheRiddl3r June 2, 2021

bible thumper

An individual who lives by the principles of the Bible, and follows the teachings of Jesus Christ as a way of life. Jesus' followers are called Christians. A Christian is a disciple of Jesus, and a disciple means a follower. Bible thumpers (aka Christians) live by the fact that the Bible is the living Word of God, and live their lives in a way that pleases and glorifies God, in order to assure salvation in heaven.

You know Jason? He's a Bible thumper. He's always trying to convert me into Christianity, because the Bible is telling him to. He keeps on telling me that I'll be going to hell if I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Saviour.

by hotsuma04 May 28, 2005

The Bible

Better than toilet paper.

Guy no.1: Dude we ran out of toilet paper what should I do?

Guy no.2: Use the Bible!

by CedarsAccount December 9, 2008