white van bitter

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.

This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.

by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006

batters on deck

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."

Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."

by handle this February 20, 2010

bitter blue

Term characterizes the hopeless state of total isolation--anomie.

Only the walls speak during my bitter blue moments.

by Muyuna February 5, 2005

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

the batter

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013

World Beater

Someone who dominates every aspect of a career, profession, or anything in life. World beaters have no peers.

Floyd is a world beater at Smash Brothers Melee. He won the dorm tournament.

by Nunez December 13, 2003

nut batter

male ejaculatory; semen. see also man batter.

After recieving head from Jill, Jack exploded his nut batter all over Jane's face.

verb usage:
Jack nut battered Jane's face after she sucked his cock.

by supra3.0 May 10, 2007