Golden bat

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate

A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat

by the man who gets the bat March 17, 2014

Batting for Darrington

Lesbian. Used by fans of The Archers radio soap.

She is definitely batting for Darrington.

by Oldlozzer October 28, 2014

Bat Signal

refers to the children's character ‘The Bat Man’, a strong gentleman who fights crime nocturnally

So I guess I'm here to send out the Bat Signal.

by derry_murbles June 29, 2017

bat flip

a exclamation someone would say after an awesome action to themselves

Person 1: Bruh I'm screwed for this test
Person 2: Yo I aced that shit. *under breath: bat flip*

by 123432212 March 1, 2017

Half a bat

Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.

1)ere' if ya dont shut up ill give ya half a bat.

2) Half a bat ull go down twice

by Hormoaning October 17, 2003

Bat in the cave

When u gotta poop and you feel it coming out and have to rush to the toilet to release the beast! LOL!

I give this definition credit to my good PAL kelly h.
"Kelly has a Bat in the Cave and needs to get it out fast before it flies out" lol, i dunno!

by B-Dizzle November 1, 2004

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016