First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.
"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"
"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"
"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"
by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009
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Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair
by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009
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When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons
by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010
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Sex act during which one is giving a blowjob whilst putting a blow dryer in their partner's ass, alternating from hot to cold.
Guy #1: Aw man, that chick gave me the sickest Hot Air Balloon, last night.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.
by HotAirBalloon October 2, 2009
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