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by CarrotCracker January 4, 2017
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Bacterium

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.
"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."
by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006
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backtrack

Breaking the unwritten rule of pacifism between the attackers in a capture the flag game of a first person shooter.
OMG this is a fps where u have to capture the flag and u kill the enemy who's taking my flag but that u can't do it omg BACKTRACK
by Frederik Dombrecht April 6, 2003
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Backtrooped

When a trainee in the British Army, training as a marine, for a period of time, is given a comparatively lower rank, since, he can't keep up with the performance requirement, before trying again.
Out of 10 recruits, 8 of them were backtrooped, and we 2 are the only remaining from the initial batch. Obviously, the recruits who are lower ranked in our batch, can still attempt to enter into our rank.
by Osama bin Laden II July 1, 2010
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The Baker's Dozen

a sexual position made famous by a "Mr Baker" in which one inserts both fists, their cock and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.
Adrienne couldn't her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting The Baker's Dozen surfaced on the internet!
by benjaminbaker April 9, 2007
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Baker's Dozen

The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.
Used in a sentence: Jane's gag reflex made her two testicles short of her first Baker's Dozen
by Rob24 September 7, 2008
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Baker Street Shuffle

Pulling your schwantz out of a girls pussy and putting it in her ass. Named after the only stop on the London Underground where you can cross over from the pink line to the brown line.
We got really drunk last weekend and I give her the ol' Baker Street Shuffle. She'd never do it when she was sober
by Raule Duke July 5, 2007
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