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Sped Bread

When someone does something stupid, or with no common sense.
Jackson, stop being such a sped bread!
by Jobrorab November 7, 2021
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Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.
“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”
by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021
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put that bread up

The phrase implies spending and/or committing to spend some sort of money in the given situation.
At the poker game last night, that donkey put that bread up and Usman moped him clean.
by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008
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jet set breakfast

A "breakfast" consisting of cigarettes, Red Bull and cocaine.

Usually "eaten" members of the jet set society after a long night of partying.

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*Monday morning in St. Tropz after a night out*

Jet set yuppie #1: "Blast! It's 10 o'clock in the morning and we just got back to our hotel suites... Hey, let's go get some jet set breakfast!"

Jet set yuppie #2: "Gosh! Cocaine in the morning sounds ghastly... I'm in!"

*Jet set yuppie #1 calls room service*
by Abraxnaroek August 15, 2010
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Drive-by Breakup

The destruction of a relationship (any kind, including marriage) by one person in one of two ways:

1. Knowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

2. Unknowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

The result of either of these 2 sub-definitions is the same: the other person (the victim of the Drive-by Breakup) is in the equivalent position of a drive-by shooting victim: lying on the side of the street, bleeding out and mortally-wounded
"Wow. That drive-by breakup was really bad!"

"Man, I'm telling you, it killed him. Drive-by breakups are no joke!"

"Watch out, you're headed for a drive-by breakup if you hook up with that person!"
by waterheart July 25, 2016
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park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.
by The mad shatter July 14, 2017
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Breasts

Breasts is another way of saying boobs. Boobs refer to a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
King Solomon was obsessed with women and breasts.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 18, 2019
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