Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012

Park your boat in turtle bay

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

by Rob Philpot April 17, 2013

smoke a boat

The act of smoking meth or another item in tin foil. Often referred to as a boat because of the canoe shape the foil makes when folded.

High tweaking blazing smoking boatsmoke a boat Tooter crizzi

by lilmikey March 10, 2014

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

row the boat

- a sexual act where an individual sits in between two men and stroking one d*ck (represent the first oar) with one hand and the other d*ck (representing the second oar) with their other hand and doing so in a rowing motion similar to how you'd row a regular boat

- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion

I had a threesome last night. We all got naked and I sat in between the two guys and started to row the boat for us.

by tomriddle69 September 17, 2017

jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018

load the boat

To recruit a large number of people towards your cause.

If we’re gonna get Karen fired we’re gonna have to ask everyone in the department to document her recent behavior, you know, load the boat

by Dr. Tampa August 6, 2019