awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

awkward glance

the awkward glance between you and somebody for very few seconds with no facial expressions.
happens usually in classrooms .

i had an awkward glance at him in the classroom

by neon fist May 21, 2016

Awkward Silence

an awesome bop by the even more awesome bois stray kids ! a chilly ubeat song that makes you feel like "wow! i for sure felt that !" thank you living legend christopher bang

me: have you ever heard Awkward Silence?
susan: wdym? i was in plenty ones haha, there was one time when-
me: no you don't get it susan. you never do

by bug01 September 2, 2018

awkwarder

to make things *more awkward* than they already are

you make things so much awkwarder

by TheEliteStudios_R February 5, 2022

Femininely awkward

1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.

Not to be confused with being shy or coy.

The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.

For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.

Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward

by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019

awkward rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the him. Usually doesn't work.

Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."

by michael.e.scott February 13, 2024

Awkwarding

When ur fucking a girl in the ass and her dad is watching

I was awkwarding a girl at the campground

by BigCMon June 6, 2025