Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

Awkward

When u say bye to someone then walk the same direction

It’s so fucking awkward

by Emmyj September 24, 2021

Awkward 90

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia

Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.

by Daayan October 13, 2021

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

ROD Award

An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.

See also ROD, Superbeaner

That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.

by Ryguy February 20, 2005

(ABOD) Awkward Bubble of Death

The most extreme awkwardness you can get between you and another girl. This usually happens after a rumor about you or her is spread or lost of contact for an extended period of time. Most of the time, one or both likes the other or it's a mutual crush creating even more deathness of the ABOD.

"There was a big (ABOD) Awkward Bubble Of Death around me and Ali for a long time since the rumor. It took weeks to break it."

by TheRejector January 17, 2012

Awky Award

An award comparable to the Oscars given to someone for outstanding Awkwardness.

Host: And the Awky Award goes to John! For tucking his shirt into his underwear!

by Luke Rollers October 19, 2011