August 25

National go do something fun with your bestie day

On August 25 you have to hang out with your bestie

by Mlcg1 August 24, 2022

August 28th

national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 12, 2036

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August 12, 2036 the heat death of the universe

by ALJ69 June 7, 2023

The Augury

A British warship that was only famous because it was attacked by the pineapple pirates; a group of deranged individuals who were after pineapples that harvested goods. Unfortunately no such pineapples existed.

"Hey look, it is the pineapple pirates, they have come to take our fruits!" -- Captain of The Augury

by Pineapple History September 23, 2009

Anal August

If you have intercourse it needs to be anal. No blowjobs, titjobs or creampies.

Bitch: Tries putting dick in pussy
Male hot boi: No it's anal August *puts dick in ass*

by MeminDemon November 14, 2019

Anal August

A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal

Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!

by emerex56 March 1, 2020

Dirty Augustus

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style

Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus

by Plat23 April 2, 2020