Apple

a evil coorperation that aim to take over the word and to destroy all joy in the world

RUN! It's Apple

by KTMdeathtothemac January 7, 2009

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Faggot Apple

A tomato. A round spherical fruit that is not actually an apple.

This pizza pie has a great faggot apple sauce.

by Sal Lubricante November 16, 2011

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Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.

Hey little kid, wanna try some of this apple pie I made?

by An apple paradise March 24, 2019

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apple eater

1: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and hopes to grow a tree.
2: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and her partner goes bobing for apples.
3: when a womans twat gets fingered more than a keyboard on an apple imac.

catherine is an apple eater.

by johnny appleseeeed January 30, 2007

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St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

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