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You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened
Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate
by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025
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Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
by Veepher September 7, 2020
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stroking

"Oh no, he's stroking!"
by KamiNoodle November 3, 2019
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Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other
Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?
by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024
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Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.
Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick
by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018
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Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021
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Four stroke

That must be a four stroke rider because he looks like a sissy.
by Man boy September 22, 2020
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