jizz moths

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.

Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!

What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!

Dirty!

by The Moth man July 12, 2011

Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.

"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*

by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011

jizz blizz

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.

She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!

by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011

Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011

jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz

Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "

by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010