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Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!
Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!
by Vandilan June 8, 2015
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jizz missile

The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis
I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.
by piggro December 22, 2008
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jizz moths

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.

Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!
What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!

Dirty!
by The Moth man July 12, 2011
mugGet the jizz mothsmug.

Jizz Mixer

The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.
Those three guys can cum in Liz's mouth so Jenny can enjoy a jizz mixer.
by desiresonfire July 12, 2010
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jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off
by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005
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shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.
"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"
by fred carpinski January 9, 2009
mugGet the shoe jizzmug.

Jizz LIce

1.) The act of ejaculating in a persons hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
Dude, I totally gave that girl jizz lice
by Magnum TOKYO July 30, 2008
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