nah I'd win

was said by satoru gojo before fighting the king of curses ryomen sukuna

**Gojo does not win**

yuji: "Sensei, whos stronger between you two"

Gojo: "hmm if sukuna regained all his strength then it'd be a tad difficult"

yuji: "would you lose?"

"nah i'd win"

by Jujutsukaisenfan1234 December 25, 2023

Win

You didn't win anything. You did what the Jews always do and lied and fucked your sister.

Hym "Hey, I can say it too. I win. You lose. You see how meaningless it is? How many Jews kids did you get killed trying and failing to stop me? Where'd Candy go? Where's your doppelganger? You don't care about any of the thing you pretend to care about. All of the justification for doing what you're doing here is the things you care about. It's not about your kids. Your entire life is being extra special businessman and you are objectively worse then a fat stoner loser who didn't even have to try. No amount of Jew loans and lying to your kids is going to undo that."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2025

Bi-winning

As made famous by Charlie Sheen when someone accused him of being bi-polar during his interview where he talked about being clean from drugs

"I'm not bi-polar, i'm bi-winning" - Charlie Sheen

by Mattsie March 21, 2011

Lose-Lose Win-Win

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.

And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.

by Ferington January 27, 2021

Winning

Charlie Sheen.

"Are you bipolar?" "I'm bi WINNING!

by CDZombie March 28, 2011

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Alec "Ball Win"

The Alec "Ball Win"

When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth

So you pull out and shoot her in da face.

Credit: af, db

Last night with the misses i went full Alec "Ball Win", her mind was blown....

by Mint Dogs November 3, 2021