lose-lose 

Noun. Name for a person. Used as in "You're a lose-lose." A person whom, with them, everything is a "lose-lose situation."

(NOTE: A "lose-lose situation" is the opposite of a "win-win situation.")

... After Joe and Bob are busted for possession of marijuana and cited by the police (but not arrested because the amount was too little), the following conversation occurs:

Joe: "We can go back to my house or we can smoke the rest of my stash of pot." :)

Bob: "Honestly Joe, if we go back to your house, we'll get in trouble because the cops already called your parents, and your 'pot stash' is too small to get high off of. Goddammit, you're such a LOSE-LOSE! Everything with you is a lose-lose situation!" >:(

Joe: "Yeah, you're right; I suck." :(

lose-lose by SexYes September 11, 2007

lose-lose situation 

You lose both ways in a situation.

"I thought that lying to Mark would keep his feelings from being hurt, but really his feelings got hurt AND he doesn't trust me any more. That's a lose-lose situation."

lose-lose situation by ATL 098 February 12, 2010

Lose-Lose Win-Win 

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.

And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.

Lose-Lose Win-Win by Ferington January 27, 2021

lose my number 

What you say to someone when they piss you off over text or just don't respond.

*Texting*
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."

lose my number by WhitePearl88 May 21, 2020

lose face 

to lower your(one's) credibility and image in front of others

These students lose face in front of their colleagues.

lose face by daniel jurca January 6, 2008

You lose, good day sir 

An expression used at any random time to indicate epic fail, derived from Gene Wilder's line in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Brigitte: I read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

Me: You lose, good day sir!

You lose, good day sir by cacaivette December 20, 2007

Pay to lose

When a paid cosmetic change or costume actually gives a character a disadvantage in a competitive game.

You know that skin actually makes her skill-shot really easy to dodge. Shit's pay to lose dude.

Pay to lose by Skargust January 8, 2019