The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter January 26, 2012
To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"
by Jeff's House August 04, 2019
An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.
by Thatguywhosmellslikeapples July 15, 2011
When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
by Electric jacko October 05, 2019
Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.
by MuddyBottoms May 09, 2022
In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.
Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment
- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop
- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy
- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people
- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.
Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment
- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop
- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy
- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people
- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff
“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”
“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”
“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”
by sherwoods July 25, 2023