Definitions by RandomPerson115

Chudcon

Much like the military’s DEFCON, but instead of military readiness, Chudcon refers to the chances that something will happen. It goes as follows:
Chudcon 5: Nothing ever happens

Chudcon 1: Something is about to happen

“Bro, we’ve reached Chudcon 2!”
“So something could actually happen?!”

Chudcon by RandomPerson115 September 9, 2026

Delavan Deep Dive

When you go so deep into her you puncture her cervix.

I gave her a Delavan Deep Dive last night now she needs to see a doctor!

Delavan Deep Dive by RandomPerson115 November 18, 2025