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Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.
Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!
by 1Icemonkey May 30, 2019
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December 1

National bully your short friend day since they got to bully their y’all friends!
Me: Hey chloe guess what day it is?
Chloe: idfk! December 1st?!
Me: National bully your short friend day!!!
Chloe: oh shit
by Tik Tokerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 13, 2019
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October 1

The day where the worst motherfucking person is born
I hate my sister born on October 1.
by Sienna123_456 June 14, 2022
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Rule -1

If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.
Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.
by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021
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1 gear

1 gear is the term for someone who doesn't catch onto jokes quickly, or has no common sense.

This person that inhibits '1 gear' doesn't necessarily have a learning disability, they are just slow on catching on. They are completely aware of their intelligence but it takes them a couple seconds or a couple minutes to realize what is going on in a conversation.

Usually occurs when someone is trying to tell a joke and they don't get it. Or, when the person continues a conversation and the opposite person has no idea what their talking about after the conversation has continued.
Larissa: You cried too.
Nina: I'm not fat.
Larissa: ....it hurt you too.
Nina: I'm not fat, I'm just big bone.
Larissa: What are you talking about? Huh?
Nina: Oh...I thought you were talking about me calling her fat.
Larissa: 1 gear Nina.

Nina: What's the number for 911??
Larissa: 911...
Nina: No! The number for 911!
Larissa: NINE ONE ONE
Nina: What?
Larissa: 1 gear.
by 1gearlolz December 31, 2008
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January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times
Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1
by Markgelabro November 9, 2019
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rule 1

rule 1, forum based terminology used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject, origin: football365

following on from above terminology it is also the name used for a number of football teams originating from the aforementioned website
person 1 "did you see kelly brooks cameltoe on that programme last night?"
reply "RULE 1"
by G.Bart September 20, 2006
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