Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

pee pee butt

the most hurtful word you can ever hear out of of a mouth.

hey ryan your a "pee pee butt" *ryan kills himself*

by 69peepeebuttlord420 October 15, 2021

Butt fucked

To take dick in the anus

Man Nate totally got butt fucked last night by a bbc

by 931JA September 16, 2023

butt

something you will never have

damn your butt is big

by Evy<3 November 8, 2022

Tuckey butt

A male cross dresser that tucks his penis between his butt cheaks.

Look, here comes ol tuckey butt!

by Hooch 13 March 18, 2021

Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts November 30, 2024

Butt Daddy

A daddy who controls you ass, see Sugar daddy

"See my butt daddy?"
"Yeah!"
"He pays for everything, and gets a says in anything he wants."

by A7r1ce September 5, 2020