Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

postcard from paris

Something thats never as good as the real thing
Something or someone that looks good on paper but you find out its nowhere close to as good as it seemed

Women 1 : so did you go out with that hot guy you met the other night ?

Women 2: yeah but it sucked , he was totally a postcard from paris.

by jadedlilly March 14, 2014

fly you to paris

To give oral sex to a woman really good

you want great oral sex let me fly you to paris

by Potjuice January 8, 2015

right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

beat down by penis

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

Sally got beat down by penis.

by anal explorer 69 December 13, 2015

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016