by Balaughing July 04, 2024
That one guy named Paul who has extreme good luck and will merk a jerk if he is pissed off enough Paul off the wall has saved 99 lives but a hoe ain’t one Paul has a good group of friends and is funny a’f
Paul off the wall a four leaf clover
by Tburdistheword December 18, 2019
When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.
I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.
by teabag2511 January 19, 2018
Hey Man Let's go Hack-Off
Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
by OneGiantIndian February 24, 2011
Used to describe (typically) cheap coke done off of a dollar bill in a situation in which other means of snorting are inconvenient.
:"Hey, want a bump?"
::"Nah, man, I'm driving."
:"Just wait 'till a stop sign, it's off the dollar."
::"Nah, man, I'm driving."
:"Just wait 'till a stop sign, it's off the dollar."
by OldMemes October 08, 2015
When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.
by the AV Flu April 12, 2020
Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!
by The Official my Account August 13, 2018