goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Flash Off

To do something silently; Muffled or Faint.

"Creep up on em' Flash Off" -Buclcly

by Zodacxx July 16, 2023

off the pig

Throughout the 1960s, among hippies, this was an alternative phrase to "kill the pig" where pig referred to the police. "Off the pig" was an almost Zen like chant meaning to kill the "pig" or hatred within one's self.

"Off the pig! Off the pig! Off the pig!"

by zenbuddha77 July 28, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Push off

Basically means to stop talking bad abt a situation or topic .

y/n: ayyee this hat fire
other person : nahh ts ugly asl
you:bro push off 😂

by aamyereecaylaaa 🩷 August 2, 2023

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

jilling off

masterbating to the mighty jill off porn with out sex toys or hands

jon jillid off for 4 days now he is dead

jilling off is wrong the muter said

by uwu pronghorn August 6, 2023