Dirty Damon

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.

guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen

guy: shits on his face)

girl: ah i see now

by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020

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dirty brycen

when the person you’re hooking up with (with no protection) jokingly sticks their pinky up their ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected pregnancy.

Girl 1: Did you hear what Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.

by woahnicecockbro April 25, 2020

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Dirty texas

Where you ride a bull whilst having anal sex with a stranger whilst your husband watches

Last night me and my husband tried the dirty texas

by Cheesecakemuncher April 18, 2020

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dirty shoenfeldt

It is where you open your mouth wide enough to lip the pussy and tounge the anus at the same time, and blow.

Mark - Dude, I gave you mom a dirty shoenfeldt last night, man. She loved it and wants me to come over tonight for it again.

by Rusty Johnson March 29, 2007

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Dirty Vicki

When you are having sex with someone and their dog comes up and starts licking your butthole, but you don't push them away because oddly enough it feels good.

I was having sex last night with this girl I just met and her dog came up and started giving me a "Dirty Vicki"

by Smegal5150 March 31, 2020

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