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dog penis

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)
This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.
by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025
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Detachable Penis

"Detachable Penis"
by hibiji July 27, 2025
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Giga Penis

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.
"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"
by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025
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Dihcreasing Penis

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.
“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”
by JinxFinx August 9, 2025
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SIGMA PENIS

A giant penis that can move by it self YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERIDO
YOU HAVE A SIGMA PENIS
by LEBRONHASABIGPEN October 8, 2025
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Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.
Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.
by mendaswish January 10, 2026
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A Daya of a penis

A small rather pathetic little excuse for a dick
WTF, u have a Daya of a penis.
by Anonymous 5.0 November 14, 2011
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