big green pickle stick

the term for a inflamed D*ck that has a green or yellow skin color from infection

Yea she really freaked out when she laid eyes on his big green pickle stick.

by yeeyeepapaw123 November 6, 2014

Kentucky Stir Stick

The act of stirring a drink with a penis.

"Dude, don't drink that. He just gave you a Kentucky Stir Stick!!"

by starfoxxx October 28, 2015

rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015

ice cream stick

It all goes melty when faced with hookers/Strippers.

Simon was in Vegas and it was looking good until the ice cream stick incident.

by FinanceFluffer June 26, 2016

congo dip stick

When a white male rubs a necklace on your belly till completion

Conor gave a Congo dip stick yesterday

by Lindsayisdad June 8, 2016

snap the stick

when someone so fat try's to loose there virginity but fail's

person1:"stick it all the way in there"
person2:"its not going to work, your going to snap the stick"
person1:"trust me ,just do it!!"
person2:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
person1:"ooops!"

by thegammingpuppy June 27, 2016

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016