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shoot the shit

Something rednecks do when they are hunting. They drive around in a pick-up truck until they find a spot on the road where another hunter took a shit. They know it's human because there's toilet paper on it. They shoot at the shit to watch pieces fly into the air, then go back to drinking.
What are we gonna do if we don't see any animals, shoot the shit?
by cilicat February 17, 2010
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fat shit

James Martin of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Who is that Fat Fuckin Slob?
Oh, That's James...
by Big Doc February 9, 2005
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shit belly

A person who say things that doesnt make sense and say things to offend others.A person who is full of shit.
Shut up because you're just a shit belly.
by JamaicanB876 May 22, 2009
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hover shit

Mainly applicable to women (intoxicated women) that hover because they don't want to sit on a nasty toilet and have to people very very badly. Sometimes, when a woman is in the position, pushing urine out with force, a little something else comes out. The desire to poo isn't even there when you go to the bathroom, but with all the muscle action, it is thrust out into the world.
Person A: "I just pissed and some poo came out!"
Person B: "Oh man! You just hover shit!!"
by Jen-nifer the butt sniffer November 27, 2009
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Shit on fire

One who is ugly and lacks the ability to dress themselves or choose a haircut that a human being should have
by p122118 October 17, 2008
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synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time
everyday at 3-ish o' clock
by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003
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chest shits

A game where two guys shit on each others chests. The winner is the one with the least shit on their chest. Then the loser has to do the winner up the ass with out wiping. See battleshits
Alex and John love to play chest shits
by the kerrek February 23, 2005
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