Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

off on scene

In rural New England, it is common for a fire apparatus to use this term to announce its arrival at an emergency. It is not known how something can be both off and on at the same time, creating a paradox.

"Dispatch from Vershire Engine 2, off on scene."

by SVFDC1 August 7, 2025

get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)

You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.

by thecharacterwannie June 9, 2022

Bullied off

To bully someone to the extent of making them leave a place or take a brake far away from said place.

Pikamee has been bullied off the platform. She hasn't streamed in 3 weeks.

by Larry5693 May 13, 2023

fuck off my grass

Something only Dylan uses that makes no sense whatsoever.

Please never use fuck off my grass because it makes no fucking sense

by Bruhhhhhhhh$$25 June 6, 2016

Cut me off

What James Charles said to his Penis

“But ya didn’t have the cut me off” James’ Floppa

by DaPussy_Slaya August 23, 2022

Face off

It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin’ with Strange
I change the game so what’s my f ‘ name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin’ when I have to put boots to as
Mean on ya like a dream when I’m rumblin’
You’re gonna scream, “Mama”
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin’ at ya’ with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)

face off hits hard

by death to all humans March 15, 2022