shit sauce

n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.

n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

catfish shits

When someone eats to much fish then they feel like crap, and their stomach hurts.

1.

Not Nikko:

"Man yesterday I ate fish sticks for lunch then Long John Silver's for dinner. I feel kinda sick."

Nikko:

"Sounds to me like you have the CATFISH SHITS."

by godsp33d September 2, 2009

pirate shit

the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass

dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!

by qazsdf October 19, 2010

phantom shit

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.

I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.

by timboooo September 3, 2006

drama-shit

The attitude of someone who constantly starts drama because they are shit.

We are so pissed with people and their drama-shit attitudes.

by Vod Kanockers June 28, 2008

Shit boob

To shit on one's boob whilst engaging in sexual intercourse.

I was totally ramming Alyssa last night and when she turned around i shat all over her boob.
That's one hell of a shit boob man.

by Funk Master Gee February 6, 2009

shit stick

1. (noun) Any male's penis who likes or has had sex with someone anally.
2. (noun) An insulting name to call someone, especially a homosexual male.
3. (verb)(hyphenated) To insert a male's penis into an anus

1. He does have a shit stick, but he is still a human being.
2. Get away from me, you shitstick!
3. He shit-sticked his boy aquaintance last night so I ran out of the co-ed bathroom when he came in.

by ILoveHugsandStuff November 1, 2004