zombie's kiss

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008

Zombie

A reanimated corpse.

1. Lupe fiasco's The Cool, a gangsta brought back to life to haunt the streets. Only one thought runs through his head, the only phrase he can say- "Hustla for death, no heaven for a gangsta".

2. yo mama, (a real ugly zombie)

by Black_VI-DaRealNigga May 9, 2008

social zombie

someone who goes out, follows the crowd but is living in there head or too high to speak

damn john is such a social zombie, i see him every day and i barely know the guy

by andy2222 June 18, 2009

american idol zombie

Someone who becomes a zombie when american idol is on. They cant stop watching it when its on, even though they know its gay.

Harry becomes an american idol zombie at work when he passes a tv with american idol on. Its pathetic.

by supersab September 11, 2010

zombie it

to do something without putting forth any effort or thought. is usually done when you are too tired or bored to actually try. most commonly happens at school or work and occasionally home and other places....

man, i'm way to tired to do this homework. i think ill just zombie it.

by random zombie bum. May 5, 2009

zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

by Quido1 April 16, 2010

Zombieb

a Zombie like fan of Canadian Pop Singer Justin Beiber. Notorious for being fucking insane.

Ashley: OMGZORS I <3 JUSTIN BEIBER SO MUCH. LIKE I TOTES JUST WANNA HAVE SEX WITH HIS HAIR. *squeals*

David: god, what a Zombieb...

Charles: she's hot though

David: Yeah.

by thegrand2piki March 5, 2011