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Your Mum 

An insult commonly (mis)used in todays society.
Boy 1: "Your Mum!"

Boy 2: "She's your mum too idiot."
Boy 1: "................." "Well your dad then"
Your Mum by Slanted view September 25, 2009

Your Cup is Crying 

A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.
Jenny, your cup is crying. Move it to the other side of your plate, please.
Your Cup is Crying by FlyingTackle November 27, 2009

Your mom 

the drunk alcoholic chick I banged last night.
Guy one: "Duddddde I banged some hot chick last night, wanna see"

Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"

Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."
Your mom by D: wtf May 14, 2010
the most stupid comeback in the history of freakin history
Person 1: You're such an idiot
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!
your face by TheBeatlesRock!! December 25, 2010

your're mom gay 

what you say to anyone after they defeat you with facts and logic
can be used to instantly invalidate anyone's statement against you
"hey dude, stop jacking off to loli hentai. it's disgusting. the girls look underage, and you're worrying your family."
"your're mom gay John"

your sister a mister lol 

One of the more gritty underground roasts, please use with extreme caution. May cause recipient to go into an anaphylactic shock, epileptic fit and or straight up seizure. Other side effects which have been known to be a consequence of this insult includes full-blown autism or an addition of a chromosome.
Sarah: Your mother is a child-beating, cheap whorewho has achieved nothing manage to trap a man to have a child with her, a massive mistake... you. That mistake is you, you unloved virgin.

Janet: your sister a mister lol

Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*