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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
mugGet the Mission Vag Cigmug.

Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.
Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!
by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011
mugGet the Zoidberg Vagmug.

Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance
Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.
by L2deuce August 7, 2012
mugGet the Vag palmug.

vag-oplasty

Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.
Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.
by A.E.M.D. January 23, 2008
mugGet the vag-oplastymug.

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.
I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.
by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020
mugGet the vag snackmug.

vag of doom

My vagina. It leads to another dimension. Possibly several men trapped there?
Fasten your seatbelts, it the vag of doom!!!!!!!!!1
by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013
mugGet the vag of doommug.

vag tease

A girl that is hot but really isnt puttin out.
''That girl is soo hot''
''Dont even try shes a total vag tease''.
by Fucking bitchhhhhhhhh October 24, 2008
mugGet the vag teasemug.

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