The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.

She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min

by billybaru September 13, 2022

uber fart

After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016

Uber Boonked

Used to express the absolute destruction of someone.

Damn you just got Uber Boonked

by Hoodlum23 January 3, 2019

Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.

Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!

by joepour March 29, 2016

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.

Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!

by I couldn't fins any other name August 24, 2021