uber head

When you go down on an Uber driver and get a free ride.

Dude, I gave him Uber head to get to the airport.

by KADawg September 15, 2016

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025

uberization

A subsect of visualization where the Uber dumps everything from his mind spread across several enter key presses. Typically unwarranted and after all others have given up on the thread.

Did you see Jeff's uberization of that thread? He just does not know when to give it up.

by ThatGuy98524 March 24, 2020

uber fish

A woman who smells potently of fish. The fishiness of the woman is determined directly by her skankness. An uber fish is a skank that not only fucks your body but also with your head.

Robert: Did you see that skank walk through the student union?
John: Yeah, I heard from Ardivan and Andrew that she was also a huge bitch to her last boy toy.
Lindley: Its true. Drake calls her an uber fish!

by Phil D. Therstan April 27, 2010

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 13, 2019

uber uncool

An act that is uncool under any circumstances.

"Hey, do you want to come over today?"

"No, I can't because I have work."

"That's uber uncool man."

by Aleleekhall December 29, 2017

uber-friday

The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.

I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf

by kkortman December 30, 2010