A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 05, 2020
A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST June 14, 2007
An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 08, 2020
A subsect of visualization where the Uber dumps everything from his mind spread across several enter key presses. Typically unwarranted and after all others have given up on the thread.
by ThatGuy98524 March 24, 2020
A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024
by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.
"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"
by USC Godfather August 26, 2018