tattoo therapy

The urge and eventual feeling of relief you get when you want a tattoo and get it on you.

Alex got some tattoo therapy today at the studio. He ended up getting a dragon, a snake, a dagger, and a wolf on his body. The overall price he paid was $1700

by Lorde and Caitlin's Husband June 5, 2025

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Rejection Therapy

When someone puts themself in an awkward and uncomfortable situation—like asking an outlandish question—to get over their fear of rejection

asking a worker if you can get something for free is rejection therapy.

by g0dsp33d August 25, 2025

Herd Therapy

Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.

As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025

chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025

Restitution therapy

For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

In this order;

Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£

Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies

Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies

I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

INCEL therapy

INCEL therapy or the map out the Invisable landscape out of the "friendzone"

This is loosely based on self-help CBT

Relationships for Dummies

Personal Bounderies for Dummies

The complete and total Idiots Guide to Flirting

The complete and total Idiots Gude to Intamacy

Further reading

Marriage for dummies
The complete and total Idiots Guide to Parenting

Grandparenting
Seppsrenting

Have you tried CBT INCEL therapy yet?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025