you have crabs

insult your friends. public lice.

girl1: "girl2 smells"
girl2: "you have crabs"

by przldent October 15, 2018

crab ass nigga

Talking Shit about a member of the Crips; disrespect

"There go that crab ass nigga"
"Fuck yo crab ass, this is my hood"

by Trees July 15, 2006

snappy crab trap

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

by SRJmama November 28, 2006

Crab Paste

Derived from the bo selecta skit , when sum1 has a particularly smelly fart
(imagine the smell of crab paste)

"Ohhh ive crab pasted"
"shit i gta a crab paste cumin"

by Anal Ainzworth October 02, 2008

Crab Traveler

One who travels around trying to pinch ones ass.

While at the club there was this crab traveler who kept walking near me.

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

sexual predator crab

crab who poses as human on internet chatrooms/instant messenger programs in an attempt to solicit sexual interaction with teens. often seen sporting a fez and curly moustache.

"that is a sexual predator crab"

by johnnie angel March 22, 2005

mississippi crab dangle

A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.

$500??? Maybe for a Mississippi Crab Dangle!

by PinkyDW June 06, 2006