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Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.
“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again
by Kcenziii January 30, 2023
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pittsburgh mushroom stamp

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face
Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar
by Jim I am September 14, 2021
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Very Mushroom Disease

A disease that causes you to hate fries, hate video games mods, and start doxing people over Minecraft servers. It can not be cured.
Person 1: What do you think about fries?
Person 2: FUCK FRIES
Person 1: oh no you have Very Mushroom Disease don't you?
by InfinityPower January 12, 2024
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Man mushroom

by BeffhMcqueefernuts August 2, 2022
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mushroom moves

When you make big decisions, and you’re power housing your way through them. When you take on and take over a project to get it done regardless of the obstacles. Also, just when you've been procrastinating for too long and suddenly decide to accomplish your long list of "to-do's". Making mushroom moves consists of prevailing in dark conditions and thriving.
She took her washing machine apart, and put it back together, because she thought she lost a sock? She's making mushroom moves!
by RMBruce August 3, 2023
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mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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shiitake mushrooms

Just a hidden way of saying shit
*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms
by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022
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