A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"
Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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by Coxlover February 6, 2018
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by jordie jo January 2, 2020
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by goodbuddy September 8, 2010
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Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017
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