by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
Get the Hammer Swingermug. by Dante’s Inferno November 3, 2022
Get the Hammer Playmug. Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.
by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022
Get the Hammer dolphinmug. When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.
Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.
by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017
Get the ghost hammermug. When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl
by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019
Get the alabamer hammermug. by Cjb86 October 16, 2020
Get the Hammer-hockmug. When you're good at jacking off.
by Austannibal January 27, 2012
Get the Pump The Hammermug.