Cabbage

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone sickly, meek, frail or appearing to be soft. May present with bad posture. Probably the smelly kid at school. A light breeze could blow them over

Usually attributed to males in the late teens or early twenties.

Origin - Scrubs

“How the hell did that muppet Sands get through basic training?”
“You mean cabbage? Bro, he’s gonna struggle...look at him.”

by SapperT May 30, 2020

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

Cabbage Sack

Stinky, lumpy semen

I reluctantly choked down his cabbage sack. Props to Clayton

by E-cubed March 19, 2020

Like a Cabbage

Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.

You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!

by SystemDoesntWork June 4, 2020

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

corned beef and cabbage

A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.

Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!

by RollsLikePoop July 16, 2022