austin texas

austin texas is a hippie town with lots of stoners and dank ganj. its fun and theres a bunch of music everywhere, like the most popular music festival acl. its a lot of fun and austin is cool

austin texas is so fun

by austinchickganj March 25, 2011

Texas Chile Dog

The act of shiting upon a womens tits, and proceding to titty fuck her.

"I gave her a Texas Chile dog that she will never forget. I later washed my dick and had a cold beer."

by Drabe August 11, 2007

text confidence

When someone has got no self confidence in the real world but when behind a screen they become confident through text.

oh look theres faizon, he hardly says anything to me except when hes on msn or facebook,
think he suffers from text confidence

by mezalong February 16, 2009

Center, Texas

A small ass town where everybody knows your fucking business. You can fucking do anything or say anything without everybody hearing about it. You can't even fart without everybody and their grandma hearing about it. There is nothing to do Except to go to the movies. On the weekends Wal-mart parking lot is filled with teenagers that have nothing else to do. High Schoolers and Graduates that are basically still living in High School "ride dirties" which is riding up and down dirt roads. Center is filled with Hill billies and rednecks. And no one has ever heard of center. and NO! it's not in the fucking center of texas. Basically Center is a really small town where everyone knows everyone's business and is boring as shit.

Dude: man that place was boring
Bro: It can be any more boring than Center, Texas

by AnonymousBro2k11 October 15, 2011

Texsing

Texting in the form of singing a song relying on lyrics through text. Usually caps are used to express higher/lower pitches in the song and vowels are repeated to express how long a note is held.

Guy: And IIIIIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuUUuUUUUU!

Girl: Stop texsing me; it's not going to work.

by Scrubbles December 26, 2010

Right text, wrong person

When you're texting two people and you accidently send the wrong text to the other person. Such as, when you're texting your BFF and then your crush texts you and you send your crush the text you meant for your BFF.

(Through texts)

Me: Hey, Mandy.

Mandy: Hey, girl, what's up?

Me: So, I was thinking about taking my relationship to the next level with Jake...

Jake: Really? I've been waiting lol

*me: I'm so embarassed! That was the right text, wrong person!*

by PrincessR November 23, 2009

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008