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Teacher's Pet

Someone who has a sexual/romantic fetish, or complex for teachers/professors. They are usually in high school or college, and they would much rather sleep with, say their English teacher/professor than the head cheerleader or Quarterback on the football team. They do well in class, and try extremely hard to please their teacher of interest. Many, however, tend to go out with teachers, and marry them after they're done with school. They like someone who is mature, is in a position of power, and is usually older than themselves.
Lizzie: Hey, Molly. Why are you staring at Mr. Thomas?

Molly: He's sooo HOT! I love a mature man of authority...

Lizzie: Eww... He's old enough to be your father!

Molly: I don't care! I sooo want to read Chaucer with him, and suck his dick... He's sooo intelligent, and I would do anything for him! His classes are sooo interesting...

Lizzie: Girl, you are sooo a teacher's pet...
by EmCat October 20, 2014
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tach

As a verb, to shoulder someone in the crotch. As a noun, the shouldering of someone in the crotch. Generally executed by midgets and received by NBA players.
OW!! That 6 year old just TACHED me.
He deserved a tach.
by Soytsauce March 28, 2007
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TEACHER

A PERSON WHO RUINS A CHILD'S LIFE
by DICTIONER October 4, 2015
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Teachery

The act of dressing, acting, or portraying teacher-like behavior.
Jane: Do you think this sweater looks teachery? I want to look professional in front of my class.

Mark: Yeah, I could see a teacher wearing that.

Or

Jane: Man, we got totally wasted after school the other day!

Mark: Wow, so not teachery behavior!
by ValeriePlame August 23, 2009
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teacher

people that teach you
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teacake

Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?
by Tcake January 12, 2011
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teacher's pet

some loser that sucks up to the teacher just for a grade. And they are so fucking annoying even the teacher hates them.
Teacher's pet: "Excuse Me, Miss habaloobaloo, Gabriel is looking at my test papers!"
Teacher: "Oh give it a rest you fucking dickhead, do you honestly think I care, just shut up, your getting an F and Gabriel is getting an A! Infact I give you all permission to bully him."
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