taco baguette

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.

I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.

by Chad was here June 6, 2017

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Tacos Army

A group of friends on Modern War Generals who will do anything to defend their tacos. Group also made by a woman called Tacos. Other people would think defending their tacos means the leader, but in fact, it doesn't, even though that is one thing they do.

"I wanna join Tacos Army!"
"Sorry boy, to be in the army, you must understand the honor of the tacos."

by Taco Lady January 21, 2009

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Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

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taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

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Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

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