Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.
"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"
by Pennington March 06, 2003
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split ham

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ham hocks

A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.
Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.
by Cheetah4life March 31, 2007
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Ham Sandwich

A Shaven Vagina looks like a Ham sandwich
by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011
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Going Ham

It means you are going hard and harder, fast and faster, and strong and stronger.
We are going ham
by 3DBrownell January 13, 2013
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Ham Wallet

1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 05, 2006
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ham tongue

An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.
"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."
by Gwenner November 25, 2013
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