Skip to main content

poo situation

A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
mugGet the poo situation mug.

gas station condom

1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...
I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.
by SylayS January 3, 2014
mugGet the gas station condom mug.

Sapperton Station

A station on the SkyTrain's Expo Line (used to be Millennium Line) that actually doesn't exist. There are literally no buses serving the station, no street level access, and you have to get to it using a bridge, why was this even built
Let's go to sapperton station, wait, what do we even do there, literally the mysterious carpark next to the bridge is the only interesting thing about it
by penapox October 28, 2018
mugGet the Sapperton Station mug.

Gas station

by ntgjrnb db 5igjnhnjtjgrv February 20, 2019
mugGet the Gas station mug.

louisiana gas station

The act of urinating inside your partner during intercourse after the command "fill 'er up please!"
Danny that Louisiana Gas Station filled me up with warmth!
by saucysausage January 8, 2016
mugGet the louisiana gas station mug.

Pupa and Lupa situation

Situation can be called Pupa and Lupa when something was confusingly mixed up or distributed between two persons wrongly. Originally comes from Russian anecdote.
We got a Pupa and Lupa situation yesterday, I accidentally took his coat and he took mine, we shouldn't have bought same clothes.
by andrusha_huyusha February 28, 2021
mugGet the Pupa and Lupa situation mug.

Bud Lite Situation

1 (Common)
When you're so deranged, being a piece of aluminum with a type of urine another biological life form other than humans which can not produce containing it for them to drink because the different waste molecules make them weird,

That you decide, despite not having the any such purpose in having a gender, to all of a sudden and for no good reason to NOT JUST TO BECOME GAY, but EFFEMINATELY gay

and then support an insane cult that supports inappropriate behavior towards children and supporting this cult of special crazy selfish people who just want to ruin women's sports and do bad things in women's places such bathrooms,

and for no obvious reason to you, and you are surprise, your sales drop in the FIRST SUCCESSFULL BOYCOT EVER by people NOT DAEMONICALLY POSSESED BY THE DAEMONS OF 'SHE WHO THIRSTS' (SLANESH)

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SICK OF YOUR HERASY

;causing retailers to

remove the amount of shelf space you have

that

1 you spent decades building up
2 that is darn near impossible to build back in less than 40 years
3 giving it to your competitors
4 and becoming a GOSH DARN tv trope for all companies in the world to not want to happen to their brand
5 Costing billions in sales revenue
6 and you may get sued for

2 ( Hilarious )
When a bunch of silly absolute noobs think they are going to punish bud light (or Anheiser Bush)
by switching to an obscure brand no one knew existed
and it is owned by the same company they are trying to spite. Moldova?
Target:
'Uh, oh.

Remove the totally, one hundred percent, inappropriate adult stuff that adults should definitely never have to explain to their kids that absolutely counts as indoctrination without a doubt...

or we are going to find ourselves in an
Bud Lite Situation
and our stock holders will probably sue us for ruining (nuking) their stocks.
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
mugGet the Bud Lite Situation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email