startled the witch

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009

Sturts

Instantly Cool. Spiffy.

Did you see that STURTS?
Now that is a Sturts!

by Captain Obvious22 September 24, 2008

Startitus

The, sometimes strong, desire or urge to cast on (start) multiple knit projects without having completed ones already started.

Sometimes knowns as the Startitus Virus.

I have a really bad case of Startitus this week, I cast on for three new projects!!

by A.Knitter March 30, 2010

Sturtevantness

Something too honest for words to express or too insane to be expressed by words. Often used in reference to the late poet Guy Sturtevant.

Finnegans Wake by James Joyce is full of Sturtevantness.

That shit your mom said about my balls was nothing but Sturtevantness.

I'm sick of all the sturtevantness falling out people's mouths on Fox news and CNN.

by brandonsbass May 2, 2010

startle drops

startle drops: (star-til-drops)
when someone gets startled and subsequently drops what they are holding

v - startle dropped, startle dropping,

I passed him quickly and he saw my dress and he got startled and dropped his beer. I feel bad for him but I'm not reponsible for his startle drops.

She got a case of the startle drops after an argument rattled her so the carpet really took a hit that night

by fancysoup March 29, 2011

fire starter

The act of making a penis hard by rubbing your hands up and down the sides of the penis shaft in the same motion you would use to create a fire with a couple of sticks.

Could also be called a firestarter

Julie attempted to give Jerry a boner by performing a fire starter

by Null February 9, 2004

False Start

to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend when one of the two wanted to stay abstinent until married (one can be abstinent because of religious reasons)

Person 1: "Why are you upset? Did something go wrong with Jenny?"

Person 2: "Yeah I committed a False Start when my parents wanted me to wait. I'm so screwed."

by Bag Em' and Swag Em' November 30, 2011