cyber straight

A preference for cyber/Net-based women over real women.

Jeff Simmonds isn't straight, he's CYBER STRAIGHT

by Martyn Adair September 8, 2007

Straight Men

1.Sacasticly referring to anyone who is homosexual or has a questionable sexuality.
2. Someone who is not cool at all
3. Fark

1. Man fuck that guy he is such a straight man
2. Dude look at guys, Straight men
3. Mark Schlosser is a straigh man

by G1 Crew September 28, 2005

Straight People Privilege (SPP)

The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.

Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).

by TrustworthySource2k16 June 4, 2016

Straightening Iron

1.) An electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one's hair.

2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.

Example 1
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.

Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.

Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.

Girl: Just use a straightening iron.

Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.

by Kawlyn1029 July 4, 2005

Straightacting

Straight-acting is a term used to describe a person who does not exhibit the appearance or mannerisms of the gay stereotype.

I'm looking to meet new cool people straightacting or bisex.

by giovino October 17, 2008

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

straight lace

Im Dead Serious, No Joke.

Meet Me After School, Straight Lace.

by Vannah Bay Bay December 25, 2007