Spreading School

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.

Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!

by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010

spreading the butter

spreading whipped cream on a mans dick

Paula stop spreading the butter on Billy!

by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004

spiTe

spiTe is your daddy bitch!

spiTe's my pimp!

by spiTe March 6, 2003

Sarteck

The star of a homo-erotica lemon party story, his partner is the illustrious Unholy Uganda Steve.

I really liked that amateur porno with Sarteck in it, I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a bigger cock. The way he slammed into Uganda Steve was riveting.

by U.Steve August 24, 2011

Spreading

Spreading means separating

Your spreading the cheese from the burger

by RedDreams January 10, 2020

spread

A hand rolled cannabis cigarette

Shall I wrap up a spread?

by Guano Biscuit October 11, 2007

spread the money

Where you're pleasuring a girl using your fingers but you use you pointing finger and your middle finger to insert into the vaginally whilst rubbing the vaginally with you thumb making a spread the money action

So what did you do to her last night

I spread the money

by Jwood2k03 February 14, 2017