Spoon the wall

To die.

The little honey is lucky she didn't spoon the wall after last night's drunken episode in the hood.

by drunkchuck December 31, 2009

Spoon

A person that enjoys stirring the pot and causing drama between other people.

To be a shit stirrer

“I heard that Caitlin said she hated you because you were a stuck up bitch.”
“Storm, stop being such a spoon! She didn’t say that.”

by Queerdo123 December 10, 2017

shoonu

A man with a tiny penis.

This is my shoonu, I love him.

by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark February 11, 2018

Spoon

(n.) Refers to the act of being a mentally disabled, stupid, and/or silly cunt.

You're smoking your cigarette from the filter, you fucking spoon!

You are such a stupid sooon! You forgot the lighter, again.

by Bert Igermann August 3, 2018

Shoon

Shoon typically means "lack of knees". A Shoon is usually the small white person in a rugby team who is carried by the islanders around him. A Shoon is considered a noob at using Charazarding as he is not very efficient.

That rugby player really looks like a Shoon

by R.I.P 29/05/2019 November 17, 2019

Spluge Spoon

A person you really don't like, someone who is just a heaping spoonful of something nasty.

Example: "Oh, no, look who's coming. It's Jared." "Dude, that guy is such a Spluge Spoon." See also, "spluge."

by MargaretFromPiedmont September 4, 2010

Fudge Spoon

When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.

Jennifer told Payden, "I am feeling constipated... I think I need a fudge spooning...."

by Payden Reeed September 2, 2011